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    Posted: 09-Oct-2007 at 02:52
 
 
According to Reuters, dolphins have taken the accusation of lacking a sense of humour to heart, and have begun adapting to ensure their survival amidst this antagonistic world of superior wit and intellect.
 
As a training measure, the help of a demon unicorn from Zorg has been enlisted. The two fight by the light of a magic four-coloured rainbow, exchanging one-liners, word-play, and knockout punchlines.
 
 
But there is only one true battle, a veritable royal rumble against the face of humour himself, Ulrich. von. Hutten.
 
 
Behind his disarming smile and vacant googoly expression lies a depth of humour, few, if any can match. Backed by a plethora of like minded allies, he has trolled the depth and span of the multi-verse, leaving swathes of innocents chuckling in his wake.
 
But the real question is, can Ulrich take a joke, not only make them?
 
 
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Dolphin, where the hell are you getting this pics from? I swear, your obsession against Ulrich von Hutten will make little children cry. What happened to adorable dolphines and unicorns with tearly eyes? This is worse than McDonald clown making a small rainbow out of his hands in Family Guy.
     
   
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The US-American Dolphin Aid Foundation started with a vocational retraining for washed up dolphins.
 
In a one year lasting program the organisation was trying to make some respectable commedians out of the lung breather.
They tried to reach the untouchable class of Ulrich von Hutten, Iceland's one and only Court-Jester.
 
But here is the result of the program....
 
 
Ridicolous, isn't it?
 
So, i think the only future for this Dolphin
is for take away !!
 
 
 

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I swear, this newfound conflict between dolphin and urich von hutten is violating the AE rule... it's scary. Poor dolphins and clowns are seen as root of evil because of them....
     
   
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You starting something, Pekau??
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