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malizai_
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Topic: Famous quotes by AE forumers Posted: 14-May-2006 at 20:39 |
Modz can u possibly sticky this;
QUOTES ONLY PLEASE, NO POLITICS.
I will start with a good one of my own. Only joking
Here is what paul said:
"If people were willing to die for freedom, the population of the world would be considerably lower and the survivors free. Unfortunately we're all alive and not free. Perhaps the question why aren't we willing to die for freedom would be more accurate?"
http://www.allempires.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=10176&am p;PN=1
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Mila
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Posted: 14-May-2006 at 20:44 |
"I don't know how he gets around Armenia with
that hair on his chin. Over there, a man with a goatie or hair on the
chin is seen as "one who gives women
oral sex", which in turn, makes you less of a man in their eyes (it is
said that the goatie is used as a stimulant during the oral pleasure).
Sorry, I just had to explain, it was bugging me "
- Armenial Survivor
That... or any of Ulrich's posts.
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Emperor Barbarossa
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Posted: 14-May-2006 at 20:54 |
"Eat sh*t"- a translation from Portugese to English that was said by the infamous ITAPEVI to Jalisco Lancer.
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Mila
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Posted: 14-May-2006 at 20:58 |
I think I missed ITAPEVI, but by the sounds of it, was probably a blessing. Okay, I will make a new quote from me right now.
Tonight I went for my ice-cream box in the freezor to enjoy some
ice-cream and inside of it were already four spoons. I think I am
getting altzhiemers.
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Posted: 14-May-2006 at 21:39 |
Originally posted by Mila
I think I missed ITAPEVI, but by the sounds of it, was probably a blessing. Okay, I will make a new quote from me right now.
Tonight I went for my ice-cream box in the freezor to enjoy some ice-cream and inside of it were already four spoons. I think I am getting altzhiemers.
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Nah, your to young. At your age it's called "sometimers"
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"Arguing with someone who hates you or your ideas, is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter what move you make, your opponent will walk all over the board and scramble the pieces".
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Posted: 14-May-2006 at 21:42 |
Originally posted by Emperor Barbarossa
"Eat sh*t"- a translation from Portugese to English that was said by the infamous ITAPEVI to Jalisco Lancer. |
lol you are obsessed with ITAPEVI or shall i say ITAPEVIOLOGY.
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Posted: 16-May-2006 at 06:51 |
I am not obsessed, it is just that I like to study human arrogance and sutpidity.
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malizai_
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Posted: 24-May-2006 at 07:26 |
Paul
"I suppose a democratically elected leader who has no death squads, gulags, political, censorship and uses his vast oil wealth to improve the health and education of the majority of the poor rather than share it between a handful of already rich cronies, is diametrically opposed to everything America is and stands for"
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Posted: 24-May-2006 at 14:56 |
Originally posted by malizai_
Paul
"I suppose a democratically elected leader who has no death squads, gulags, political, censorship and uses his vast oil wealth to improve the health and education of the majority of the poor rather than share it between a handful of already rich cronies, is diametrically opposed to everything America is and stands for"
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malizai_
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Posted: 06-Jun-2006 at 18:03 |
Here is a dumb quote, wondering if it would fit in with the school of thought of ITAPEVIOLOGY.
Rajput said:
"I personally would like Pakistan divided into 2 halves: west going to Afghanistan and East coming to India then India would perform a genocide and afghans would get their Pashtunistan and everyone is happy."
Edited by malizai_ - 06-Jun-2006 at 18:20
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Posted: 06-Jun-2006 at 18:17 |
ITAPEVI, he once said something about a dream he had about George W. Bush telling him to keep being a good conservative Christian.
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Posted: 06-Jun-2006 at 18:22 |
Maybe he hears voices walking down the road and has a split personality. A Gollum.
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Posted: 06-Jun-2006 at 19:03 |
I managed to retrieve that quote for our personal amusement. After
being so very baffled and confused by ITAP, we might as well get a
laugh out of him/her:
think we all know who was responsible for that, the Godless
liberals who cannot stand having their immorality shoved back in their
ugly face!! The defenders of free thought, the Big Bang theory and
evolution, are not only striking out at me, but at all Christians. .
Last night, while I was sitting on my front-porch swing, gazing up at
Heaven, President Bush appeared to me in a vision. He told me that my
work was not yet finished, there were still many liberals who had not
yet seen the glory of the coming of the Lord!!
President Bush would not be in the White House right now if God
didn't want him there. President Bush was put in a position of
leadership in order to wipe the devil's religion of Islam off the face
of the Earth, so that the Christian God can fill the world with His
message of peace and love. President Bush has stated numerous times
that he speakes with God in the Oval Office, he even asked God for
military advice before the invasion of Iraq. Modern liberalism is the
equivalent of atheism, liberals are in favor of killing babies, raising
taxes, teaching evolution, and same sex marriage. Jesus is opposed to
all of these horrible things
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Posted: 06-Jun-2006 at 20:15 |
Thanks, Constantine, I could not find the exact quote.
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Posted: 06-Jun-2006 at 20:37 |
This isn't funny at all. I have dealt with this mentality, I know several people who think like this. Paranoid delusions, twisted logic, displacement of guilt, demonizing the people and ideas they disagree with. Whoever wrote this, if indeed they were serious and not "spoofing" is on the edge. It wouldn't take much to push them over it either.
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Posted: 06-Jun-2006 at 21:19 |
Originally posted by malizai_
Paul
"I suppose a democratically elected leader who has no death squads, gulags, political, censorship and uses his vast oil wealth to improve the health and education of the majority of the poor rather than share it between a handful of already rich cronies, is diametrically opposed to everything America is and stands for"
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I couldn't agree more with Paul.
Edited by barish - 06-Jun-2006 at 21:20
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Posted: 07-Jun-2006 at 02:51 |
Originally posted by Constantine XI
I managed to retrieve that quote for our personal amusement. After being so very baffled and confused by ITAP, we might as well get a laugh out of him/her:
think we all know who was responsible for that, the Godless liberals who cannot stand having their immorality shoved back in their ugly face!! The defenders of free thought, the Big Bang theory and evolution, are not only striking out at me, but at all Christians. . Last night, while I was sitting on my front-porch swing, gazing up at Heaven, President Bush appeared to me in a vision. He told me that my work was not yet finished, there were still many liberals who had not yet seen the glory of the coming of the Lord!!
President Bush would not be in the White House right now if God didn't want him there. President Bush was put in a position of leadership in order to wipe the devil's religion of Islam off the face of the Earth, so that the Christian God can fill the world with His message of peace and love. President Bush has stated numerous times that he speakes with God in the Oval Office, he even asked God for military advice before the invasion of Iraq. Modern liberalism is the equivalent of atheism, liberals are in favor of killing babies, raising taxes, teaching evolution, and same sex marriage. Jesus is opposed to all of these horrible things |
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EDIT: Jesus is opposed to raising taxes? Does the Bible really say that?
Edited by Mixcoatl - 07-Jun-2006 at 07:23
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Posted: 07-Jun-2006 at 02:51 |
"now i do belive my hemmorhoids are from outer space. if everything is
quite around me i can here them talking in an alien language."
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malizai_
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Posted: 07-Jun-2006 at 13:01 |
So ulrich is not gollum and has intelligent hammerhoids.
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Posted: 07-Jun-2006 at 19:19 |
My favourite: " "
Uh, I'm not quite sure where I've read it .
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