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A Great True Florist's Story
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    Posted: 08-Sep-2014 at 13:14
A friend who sells for a wholesale florist gave me this.
 
A man had just moved his store to a strip mall.  His friend went to a local florist and ordered a floral display as a good will gift.  When the flowers arrived, he was quite upset as the card read RIP.
 
When he confronted the florist, the florist replied "consider this, somewhere there is a funeral display with a card reading Congratulations on your new location".  Big smile
 
 
 
"Arguing with someone who hates you or your ideas, is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter what move you make, your opponent will walk all over the board and scramble the pieces".
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Classic.
"Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence"

S. T. Friedman


Pilger's law: 'If it's been officially denied, then it's probably true'

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Variations on black humor!
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Could have been worse - could have been a Get Well Soon card.

Edited by Mountain Man - 09-Sep-2014 at 18:03
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
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