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Reginmund 
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 Topic: Top 20 things you should know about womenPosted: 06-Jun-2007 at 14:11 |
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Sheesh, morticia, you think I'm a bloody paedophile? Let me just tell you right now that I would never dream of engaging in sexual activities with anyone under the age of ten! |
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morticia
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Posted: 06-Jun-2007 at 14:26 |
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No, Reginmund, I never said that! You must have be confused with someone else.  I forgive you! 
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"Morty
Trust in God: She will provide." -- Emmeline Pankhurst |
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morticia
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Posted: 06-Jun-2007 at 14:28 |
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WOW, you're good, Aelfgifu! How did you guess? 
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"Morty
Trust in God: She will provide." -- Emmeline Pankhurst |
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ArmenianSurvival
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Posted: 06-Jun-2007 at 14:36 |
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Well,
that is just the thing isn't it... Here in the Netherlands, we are curiously
short on mountain lions... (perhaps it has to do with the absence of
mountains?) In fact, walking around the countryside here, the absolutely most
dangerous animal you can encounter is a cow... (or, if you are extremely lucky,
you might get a miniature wild boar in out only nature park... but they are
kindof shy) Now cows can be pesky, certainly when they are in a bad mood, but
knocking it out is really gonna make a farmer real mad at you... Point is,
protective skills are a bit obsolete. Food, on the other hand, is vital. So if
you wanna be of any use at all... The mountain lion was just a metaphor for
a physical danger. The guy has to lay his life on the line in order to protect
his family, and he shouldn't expect his wife to do it. Not that she's any less
committed, but what kind of sap would say, "Sure honey go ahead and check
if theres a burgler in the house"? (for example)
Don't
like eggs at all actually...Tongue BBQ is
allright. Now that is a thing I absolutely refuse to do, BBQing. Luckily, men
are genrally fighting over who can hold the poker best...Wink Unfortunately,
this does not mean they can actually get the meat done before it is burnt. BBQ
skills are a defenate pre. BBQ skills are a definite what? Anyways,
Armenian and mediterranean BBQ doesn't need a poker, all the meat is lined up
on skewers
If you haven't tried it, then you must.
I've never thought of cooking for a girl, they usually prefer to be with
A-holes rather than a "nice guy" who cooks (no offense if you're one
of the girls out there with common sense)
I have no problem with that. I'll buy the
ingredients, and you can cook. I'll make the messes and you can clean them. I
think we can make a pretty good team Edited by ArmenianSurvival - 06-Jun-2007 at 14:37 |
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Reginmund
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Posted: 07-Jun-2007 at 08:25 |
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Don't mind her, all women from North West European cultures have been crazy since the 70s.
These days you'll even find that some of them are downright provoked if you try to open a door for them, give them your umbrella in heavy rain or pay the bill after a restaurant dinner. "I can fend for myself, THANK YOU!"
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Aelfgifu
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Joined: 25-Jun-2006 Location: Netherlands Online Status: Offline Posts: 3387 |
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Posted: 07-Jun-2007 at 08:37 |
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 I don't mind doors opening for me. I only don't like people to pay if I know they have as much as or less money than me, I don't mind men with a job to pay. I do mind the umbrella as I am not made of sugar.
But I very much mind a man who expects me to sit at home and cook meals! I have a masters degree (almost anyway), and I did not spend six years and thousands of Euros for (four letter word of your preference). I will get a proper job, a full time one, and I will not be cooking and cleaning on top of it when I get home while a man puts his legs up in front of the telly! So there!
 (Pre. Not English? Hm, sorry, must be a Dutch word... I thought it was useable in English too. Means 'positive aspect', 'point gained in favor'.)
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Women hold their councils of war in kitchens: the knives are there, and the cups of coffee, and the towels to dry the tears. |
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Reginmund
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Posted: 07-Jun-2007 at 08:53 |
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I hear ya, Aelfgifu. Of course, this is no longer a problem since I've entered counterreaction mode; whenever I open a door and a woman is behind me, I make sure to slam it hard before her. Likewise, if I don't have an umbrella and I see a woman with one...
I run out on dinners too of course.
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